My name is Kimberly, but please call me Kim, and I hope you will choose to stay until I make you love me.
These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.
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ahh man these things are the best!
i have one and i got one for my sister and my friend! they’re super cute and easy to conceal and they don’t look like weapons when they’re just hanging on your keychain~they’re also really pointy -u-;;
if you have bigger fingers, you might not be able to fit it past your middle knuckle. i have to hold mine like this which works just as well:
always be careful with these because just like any weapon, they can be turned against you.
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
thank you for kind thought nonnie but i think you to be incorrect
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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literature meme ∙ [1/6] prose writers ∙ lemony snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.” // “I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a shingle falling off a house. I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp and as a blimp operator loves to chase after it.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/24455bf1e2c55cd37ab57ed42772657d/tumblr_mnczjmXa3a1qj1ofio1_500.png)
literature meme ∙ [1/6] prose writers ∙ lemony snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.” // “I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a shingle falling off a house. I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp and as a blimp operator loves to chase after it.”
i feel so nervous when im showing my favourite songs to people like i feel so personally responsible for their enjoyment of the music its as if im showing them something i wrote myself
i wish i was hot enough to make people sexually frustrated and upset
ouan:
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
that’s cool as fuck though
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad
