You know it’s bad when this makes sense
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
I found some glasses
im a wizard
no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.
when you finish reading a book you read really fast and you’re like wait i should’ve read that slower
me starting to like someone
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.
So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.
This is literally the best.