im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood
I’ll bet he watches Fox!
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
This is irrationally funny.
isn’t it weird to think that someone might have caught you in the background of a photograph of somebody else
and you don’t know them and they don’t know you, but maybe that photo is framed on a desk or stuck in a photo album
and you were just going about your life, but you’re also somehow a part of the life of this stranger you’ve never met, forever connected by that one photograph
i think about this a lot
Did you know that the strangers in your dreams (like if your dream has a bunch of people in a crowd, or passersby on the street) are actually all made up of strangers you saw in real life? You may not consciously remember the faces of people you randomly saw at a store, or in the gas station. But your brain files them away to basically use as ‘extras’ in your movies.
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
someone take me out (i am the trash)
Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
imagine joan telling sherlock he needs to go shopping because all his clothes are literally falling apart and just to be a smug little bastard he buys a male version of one of her own outfits right down to the shoes and calculates what day she’s going to wear her version of the outfit and just walks out of the brownstone one morning matching her completely and they have to walk around the city like that all day
He progressively getting more and more done with things